You all know the adorkable James Deen right? If not then I can tell you that he's like an uber-popular porn star, and he's gorgeous. Just look at the above picture, then imagine him without his clothes on, very nice. If that man were gay, I'd have his babies, I might try to anyways.
And then of course you know the trainwreck known as Lindsay Lohan. That girl attracts more trouble than I do McDonald employees, I'm just saying. It's sad because I actually believe that girlfriend has talent, and that she should be more well known for acting than her shenanigans. I thought she was on her way to that when she signed on to play Elizabeth Taylor in Liz and Dick for Lifetime. Then the car accident happened, and now everything seems to be up in the air once again. Sigh.
Brett Easton Ellis is a world renowned playwright, and novelist. He had the same faith in Lindsay that I do, and I think maybe the same lust for James so he cast them in his new erotic movie The Caynon. He tweeted "Shooting THE CAYNONS starring James Deen and Lindsay Lohan: July 9-31 in LA. Could not have asked for a better cast. Lindsay nailed it..."
Is it wrong that I really want to see this movie? Especially because you just know that James Deen is going to show his butt... and maybe more... Do you think I should try to have James' babies?