Saturday, December 31, 2011

Soap Sense

Best Storyline: Tale Of Two Todds, OLTL. For the second year in a row the writers at OLTL have created a story that was so complex, and compelling that I couldn't tear my eyes away from it. Roger Howarth, Trevor St John and Kassie DePavia brought their A games to this story and made it believable.

Best Actor: Chandler Massey, Days Of Our Lives. Will caught his mom and her ex having sex, and Chandler made his Will interesting. Along with some sexual orientation issues, the character became angry, complex and in the hands of Chandler, infinitely more interesting. He uses his characters anger and confusion to employ facial expressions that normally are not used and really work well when employed by the cutie actor.

Worst Show: General Hospital. Last year I named it best show, it was interesting and intriguing, this year it was a hot mess. Lisa, who started out as a fascinating villianess became a cartoon, armed with a syringe full of HIV! There was a peek of goodness when the show used Tracy Quartermains past as a God-Mother but even that went no where fast. Hopefully next year there will be some happiness and reason to celebrate Port Charles.

Best Show: All My Children. The show was on it's A game this year. Sure there were a few missteps, that Rylee reunion sticks in my craw! but overall the stories were tight and made sense, each one packing their own punch and leading to other stories that really helped shape the shows last months, and centering the show on David and Erica, pure genius.!!

Soap Sense

Best Comeback: Deidre Hall. I admit that I never watched Days Of Our Lives before my beloved AMC left the air in September but when I first tuned in, the impact that Deidre's Marlena has on the residents of Salem. Sure she's no Erica Kane but in the world of Days she is just as important.

Worst Comeback: Farrah Fath. Once upon a time, I was a fan of Farrah Fath but then something happened and girlfriend forgot how to act. When Gigi died on One life To Live, I thought good riddance to bad rubbish, this death will give John Paul Lavoisier an Emmy reel and then he and Shane can be written off. Nope Farrah came back in a contrived my twin got plastic surgery to look like me story and my eyes continued to roll.

Dream We Wish would Come True: AMC &OLTL Are Back! Yes Prospect Park is rumored to still be working on bringing our soaps back but damnit we have been screwed by them enough. Multiple people have said that there are other entities interested in saving our soaps so let the PP dream go ABC and let one of the others have them.

Best Actress: Susan Lucci! Now don't roll your eyes at me, yes I love La Lucci but she was tasked with some hard stories this year, including a double story and she played every beat for what it was worth on All My children. Plus she plays a heightened version of herself on Hot In Cleveland which really brings home the point that she is a funny lady!!!

Most Missed Performer: Scott Evans. The stupid Stacy story on OLTL could have been better had they brought back the gorgeous, and talented Scott Evans. Sure he's been gone for a while (over a year!) but his Fish was so embedded into Llanview that it feels empty without him, and the aforementioned Stacy story would have been much better had he showed up for it. 

Royal Rant: Best And Worst Of 2011 pt 2

Most Addictive Show: Ringer: Sarah Michelle Gellar had to find a role that would match or live up to the hype of Buffy. She did that by tackling two roles, twins Bridget and Sibohan on Ringer. The CW thriller could have been horrible but instead they make the show fun, and the added humor only helps the stories. When the show was reported to be coming back on my bday I was thrilled and then mad when another commercial said it wasn't back until the end of January.

Best Movie Actress: Meryl Streep. Sure I have yet to see The Iron Lady but from the commercials and teasers I already know that Ms. Streep will be nominated for her millionth Oscar. Once again Meryl has completely changed the way she looks, talks, and gestures, losing herself completely in the character of Margaret Thatcher. Bravo Miss Streep, bravo!!!

Best Movie Actor: Neil Patrick Harris, yes The Smurfs movie wasn't Oscar worthy but there is a funess to it. That fun comes from the always adorable NPH!From the moment he flashes those dimples, you know that anything else in the movie can be forgiven. My only question is why doesn't he take his shirt off more?

Best Movie: The Help. I have not yet read the book, but that didn't stop me from getting swept away by this charming movie. Any movie that employs Alison Janney is a winner in my book but they didn't stop there, every woman in the movie brings her A game, none more than Octavia Spencer! The story is taut and wonderful and the actors looked as if they enjoyed themselves. Can I also give a standing ovation to Sissy Spacek?

Royal Rant: Best And Worst Of 2011

Worst Cancellation: All My Children/One Life to Live: Cancelling two soaps in one afternoon was bad enough but having to our hopes raised, dashed and raised again by Prospect Park was/is heart wrenching. ABC is learning their lesson the hard way though, ratings for The Spew are way lower than AMCs!

Best TV Show: Happy Endings: Don't worry Cougar Town fans, I haven't abandoned that show, but there is something utterly charming about this show. Is it the chemistry between Dave and Alex? Or is it Jane and Brad? Or is it the crush I have on the adorable Adam Pally? It's all of the above, mixed in with heart, humor, and just a dash of sass.

Best TV On DVD: Melrose Place: Yes one of my favorite shows ever is on DVD and yes I wile away afternoons watching them. Going back to the most famous apartment complex in the world is like pulling on your favorite pair of jeans, it fits me to a T. Add in last years worst cancellation, Melrose Place 2.0 and you have yourself a grand old time!

Best Guest Star: Megan Mullally: The erstwhile Karen Walker has been turning up every where lately and I am personally grateful for that. Her turn as Penny's mom, Dana, on Happy Endings gave the show an extra shot of funny and made me miss Will & Grace that much more. I know she's going to be a regular on Breaking in but I wish someone would create an entire show centered around her.

Friday, December 30, 2011

Blind: Found Love And A Role

Village Voice

Which TV star used to regularly service the composer of the project that launched her? (Relax, it was just for fun. She’d already nabbed the part.)


Most Popular and My Guess: Lea Michelle

Blind: Don't Think Lesley Is Faithful

Ted C


You’d think that buckets of moolah, tons of adoring fans and a hot chick at your side would be enough.
Not so for Lesley Grotto, one of those swoon-worthy rock star types with the slick moves and killer abs. See, Les has all of that (including a knockout gal most dudes would kill to canoodle with) but—surprise! surprise!—he wants more, more, more.
Especially when it comes to chicks. ‘Cause let’s be honest…
Lesley is a straight up dawg!
You wouldn’t know it though because when he’s around his “special” lady (especially when there are cameras around) Lesley is the image of a doting boyfriend—ya know, lovey dovey kisses and all the “awwww”-inducing crapola.
But when she’s out of sight, she’s definitely out of mind too.
Which leaves Lesley to do what he does best: sweet talking the panties off of any (and every) chick in sight.
“He’s a total d-bag,” one of the pretty party gals who attended one of the many booze-soaked event that Grotto frequents bitched to us. “He’s all over chicks at these parties and flirts with everyone.”
Continues our blabbermouth babe: “But as soon as he’s with his woman he’s a whole different man, all committed and monogamous.”
Sounds smarmy. Well, actually, that totally sounds like half the other dudes in Tinseltown.
Here’s the real Q though: If his lady found out would be [sic] really even care? We kinda think not.
AND IT AIN’T: Jason Mraz, Kanye West, Bruno Mars
Most Popular GUess: Adam Levine
My GUess: Justin Timberlake

Blind: Nice Guy Gives Secret Child A Surprise

Buzz Foto

This A list actor is married to a woman (not famous) that he has children with. This year, he found out she once had a child that she gave up for adoption before they had met. It was a secret that was eating at her for years. The actor privately researched the child’s whereabouts and donated an anonymous sum of money to the agency that dealt with the adoption, and set up a trust in the child’s name for college


Most Popular and My GUess: Matt Damon

Blind: It Takes Some Uterus

Village Voice

Which former sitcom star barreled with four guests to the front of the line for a screening of the new Meryl Streep flick, barking “I’m an Academy member”? (And she got in! She really has some uterus!)

Most Popular Guess: Roseanne

My Guess: Betty White

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Blind: Divorcing Actress No Angel. So Says One Child

National Enquirer


Which soon-to-be-divorced actress can’t get over the fact that her own children are blaming her for her failed marriage? The star’s kids are divided, but the more vocal offspring has sided with their stepdad and confessed that their mom was no angel, either!


My Guess: Demi Moore

Blind: Her Divorce Didn't Have To Happen

National Enquirer

This singer/actress’ marriage crashed and burned after she cheated – and so did her lover’s marriage. But things aren’t exactly how they seemed. It turns out SHE had an open marriage – and everything was fine until she fell for one of her lovers! Who is she?


My Guess: LeAnne Rimes/Eddie Cibrian as the lover

Blind: Mom Wants To Stage An Intervention

national enquirer


What famous daughter’s booz­ing is getting so out of control that her actress mother is threat­ening to stage an intervention? The wannabe singer and mother of four has been so stressed over her kids and music career that she’s hitting the bottle.


My guess: Gwyenth Paltrow/Blythe Danner

Blind: mama Called

National Enquirer


Which former teen-star-turned-hunk had to do some quick thinking when his mom called to say she was driving over to tidy up his Hollywood home? The mama’s boy, who was head­ing out of town when he received the last-minute call, quickly dialed his manager to go wake up and get rid of two naked girls who were fast asleep in his bed!


My Guess: Mark Paul Gossleaar

Blind: Starving Herself To Revive Career

National Enquirer


What British actress is so desperate to stay skinny that her pals AND her personal trainer are concerned? The already rail-thin single mom, who’s been working out like a maniac at her West Hollywood gym, says she’ll do anything to revive her film career!


My Guess: Emily Blunt

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Recipe: Chocolate Orange Drink



With New Years Eve just days away, I thought I would share a recent drink recipe with you! At a friends Christmas part I was experimenting with different types of drinks, and OK yes I was drunk theres no denying that. When you pour a friend half a glass of rum and a splash of coke you know that logical thinking is out the window.

Anyhow let's get on with the recipe! get some orange pop, I prefer Faygo or Sunkist but really any would do. Pour a glass of about 3/4 of the way. Then get some chocolate flavored vodka, I used Pinnacle Whipped Chocolate but again any brand will do and pour a shot or five into it. Viola! You have a delicious drink for you and your friends!

Let's Talk: Bathrooms



It was bound to happen at some point, with all of the controversies surrounding us, it was almost inevitable that Mandy and I would debate this. Which gender has the cleaner bathroom, Men or Women? I say that women have the cleaner restrooms, a lot of men are pigs and don't flush the toilet etc. Mandy says that I am wrong and that women are even filthier than men. So Gossipers, I am going to leave this debate in your hands, whose bathrooms are dirtier mens or womens?

FYI this debate is about public bathrooms.

Royal Recommends: Ruthless, A Pretty Little Liars Book

Remember when Mandy talked about Pretty Little Liars (the TV Show) and her big problem with it was the younger girls sleeping with older guys? I'm happy to report that the new book in the series (the tenth!!!) actually deals with those issues, head on!

In the beginning of the book, our four "Liars" are on speaking terms but not as close as they used to be. Each girl, like always, has a story of her own but the gift this time is that two of the stories end up intertwining and changing the direction of the series. I won't ruin it for those of you that has yet to read the book but I loved the way these stories intersected and really did not see it coming.

Introduced in this book is Kelsey a girl that Spencer knew the summer before. Her story is very much along the lines of Lady Macbeth who she is playing in the school play. Coincidence I think not, but the story really delivers some of the campiest, best scenes of the series and thats saying something!! Spencer orchestrated a scheme so outlandish that you have to read it to believe it, and roped in one of her fellow "Liars" to help it's downfall.

Emily's sister comes to town and unleashes her bad girl side! Normally I'm not an Emily fan, one book she's a lesbian , the next book she's straight again! Pick a side Sara Shepard! Anyways this story was pretty good, and drove home the point that Emily has been really wound up and may not be sure of who she is as a person.

Aria is of course having romantic problems. Remember Klaudia from the last book? She's back and still torturing our heroine! Noel dumps Aria, because according to him they are too different and he can't deal with it anymore. An old love comes back and sweeps her off her feet but soon shows his true colors and before you know it, Aria is single again. There is a contrived part but for some reason this didn't bother me as much as I thought it would.

Hannah, oh my favorite Hannah! Yep I saved the (second) best for last! I love Hannah and her diva-liciouness. This time she gets her own Romeo & Juliet story, with the son of her fathers political rival. I got swept up in the romance of her story until the very end and then felt just as betrayed as she did. Of course our Hannah being who she is got her revenge, but that doesn't always heal a broken heart. One lesson our Hannah has learned is that coming clean means less notes from A.

All in all this book like all of the PLL books are a great time waster! This one has a little more meat behind it and the stories seem to be more thought out than before, which only serves to strengthen the franchise! Until the next book comes out bitches! xoxox

Picture Of The Day: First Look At Magic Mike


Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Blind: Series About To Whack A Lead

TvLine


Among the surprises Santa Claus left under my tree Sunday morning: The spoiler equivalent of a big ol’ lump of coal.
In a move that is sure to stoke shock and awe among fans, a major (and incredibly popular) character on a hit drama series will take his/her last breath during 2012. And I’m not happy about it.
What’s more, per the Grinch St. Nick the actor/actress in question in not going quietly into the night.
“There has been a lot of tension on the set,” whispers the spy, “because [spoiler] isn’t happy with how [pronoun redacted] is being killed off.”
And while there’s a part of me that admires this program’s willingness to laugh in the face of conventional wisdom by whacking such a pivotal character, it’s tough to imagine the show without him/her.
To put things into perspective, the departure of [spoiler] is as bold and audacious as this recent primetime loss.
Stay close to my Twitter feed for additional clues. In the meantime, hit the comments with your most educated guesses! Oh, and Happy Holidays!
Most Popular Guess: House
My Guess: Glee

Blind: His Obsession

Buzz Foto

Not much to say here except that this B list actor from a popular franchise apparently has a fascination with Tijuana Donkey shows. He’s obsessed.


Most Popular And My Guess: Shia Lebeouf

Blind: He Has A Type

CDAN

This actor is probably A list. He has been top billed in lots of movies, but the thing is, unlike other members of his family he seems to always share that top billing with someone. It seems that our actor has a fondness for str*p clubs. Nothing wrong with that. He especially likes some in his hometown. His one quirk is that he only likes African-American women to dance for him. No other races seem to do the trick for him. He likes one dancer so much that instead of just giving her dollar bills, he bought her a car. Maybe this is why we never see him with a girlfriend. Too busy in str*p clubs.


Most Popular GUess: Luke Wilson


My Guess: Brad Pitt

Blind: May-December Romance

BuzzFoto

These two costars from a network television show are getting a little hot and heavy behind the scenes. She’s old enough to be his mother, but we’re expecting a May-December romance to be in the press sometime next year. 


Most Popular and My Guess: Courtney Cox and Dan Byrd

Blind: Don't Blame Her

DownFront2

 This Actress is being linked to another married Man. Though he’ll be free soon, she says don’t pin anything on her. She says she’s not the right shade.


Most popular and My Guess: Sanaa Lathan/Kobe Bryant

Monday, December 26, 2011

Let's Talk: Holiday Fatigue






Gossipers I am tired. I know you all miss the exciting news and gossip that I usually bring you but this was a long, tiring Holiday season and I am taking a break. Hopefully the above pictures help you forgive me!! I want to talk about Holiday fatigue today, does anyone else feel it? Am I alone in feeling like I could sleep straight through to my birthday? Tomorrow we will resume normal posting but today let's talk about the holidays and if they make you tired. 

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas!!!!!!













Here are a couple of sexy Santas to make your holiday warm, Have a good and Merry Christmas, we will resume normal posting soon!!! Eat lots, give gifts, and remember to keep gossiping!!

Love Always,

Royal Eduardo

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Let's Talk: Christmas Traditions



Since today is Christmas eve, this will be the only post today! I have much to accomplish today, including seeing my family and not drinking. Every year on Christmas eve I go to my moms and then on Christmas morn I open presents with friends. So I want to know what your Christmas traditions are, do you drink til everything is blurry? Or do you and your partner snuggle up in front of the Christmas Tree? Do you Sing Christmas carols? Share with me!!!

Friday, December 23, 2011

Blind Item Reveal: Ryan Seacrest

Blind Gossip

This host of an A+ network reality show and producer and radio guy was at a club two weeks ago. At the club he started making out with some random woman he had been flirting with. Apparently most people were shocked not that he was cheating on his D list celebrity girlfriend, but that he was actually making out with a woman.


Most Popular Guess: Ryan Seacrest


My Guess: Jeff Probst


Answer: Ryan Seacrest

Blind Item Reveal: Taylor Armstrong

National Enquirer

Which Bravo housewife is plotting to make life “a living hell” for a new cast member on her show? The diva should be spending more time mending her own crumbling marriage than scheming to make this newcomer miserable!


Most Popular and My Guess: Taylor Armstrong


Answer: Taylor Armstrong 

Blind Item Reveal: John Travolta

Blind Gossip

When a celebrity is seen as one of the prominent members of their religion, it can be difficult for them to choose a different path for themselves. This is especially true if another member of their family is still actively involved. This celebrity has been trying to distance themselves from the group for acouple of years now. They have also confided to friends that there has been more than one incident in which the celeb has surreptitiously gone online to condemn the practitioners of their religion… including their own family member.


Most Popular Guess: John Travolta, Scientology 


My Guess: Lisa Marie Presley, Scientology



Answer: john Travolta

Blind Item Reveal: Zachary Quinto

Ted C



Look, our Blind Vices aren’t always about cr*ck, her*in, *rgies and selling your soul to the fame devil. Sometimes we have a happy little love story for ya! Today, we’re celebrating—and encouraging—hot-ass stars Kirkland Dogmatic and Teddy Big-Treat and their new-found affair! “They are so into each other,” say close mutual friends. “And very protective of each other.”
So much so, that Teddy, who is out, is going along with Kirk’s very insistent advice from his team
“We’re just good friends,” is what T has been blabbing to industry folks, protecting his BF, who has one foot in the closet, and who also just happens to have one of the cutest, most seductively unusual pusses in town right now.
And so far, Kirk’s going along with it, which is overwhelmingly echoed by Dogmatic’s team of advisors. See, it’s not just a somewhat successful boutique career Kirkland’s got in front of himself right now, but a major piece of the hugely successful Invasion From Planet Octopus franchise—which Kirkland and his advisor’s are cashing in on majorly.
Oh, crap, here we go again: As usual, it’s money that’s deciding everything.
Hmmm. What will happen next? Something slightly scandalous, we suspect, as Kirky’s never been one to play the fake-beard game. In fact, he detests it more than Lea Michele hates to be unnoticed.
Oh, did we forget to tell you one half of this equation is closely associated with the delightful diva?
And It Ain’t: Chris Colfer and Liam Hemsworth, Lance Bass and Matthew Morrison, Jake Gyllenhaal and T.R. Knight

Editors Note: This Seems To Be A Follow Up To A Blind We Did Last Weekend, About Jonathan Groff dating A Star Trek Actor.

Most Popular Guess: Zachary Quinto And Jon Groff
My Guess: Chris Pine And Jon Groff
Answer: Zachary Quinto and Jon Groff

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Blind: His Diagnosis

New York Post

Which performer announced to his record label that he’s been diagnosed with bipolar disorder after going on a tear of unpredictable, smashing-up-equipment backstage rampages?


My Guess: Chris Brown

Blind: Music Man Needs A Helping Hand From Ex

Blind Gossip

 This music guy is in big trouble. Although he has had an impressive number of hits over the past 10+ years, he never got the hang of managing his money. He is now so broke that he is turning to his famous ex for a handout. Unfortunately, she’s not exactly jumping up to help him. She’s been down this road with him before, she knows that they don’t belong together, and she’s not going to spend another penny of her own millions to bail him out of trouble again.


Most Popular GUess: Jermaine Dupri/Janet Jackson


My GUess: John Mayer/Jennifer Aniston

Blind: He's Getting Canned For Touching Her Cans

CDAN

This now B list television actress on a very hit network comedy is accusing one of her co-stars ofsexual as*ault. She says that he is constantly taking advantage of their closeness in scenes to constantly grope her breasts and other parts of her body. She has complained to the producers and threatened to walk off the show if the guy is not fired. Look for his replacement soon. I wonder how they will get rid of his character since he is prominently featured.


Most Popular Guess: Ty Burrell/Julie Bowen/Modern Family 


My Guess: Nick Zano/Kat Dennings/Two Broke Girls

Blind: Paid to Be In A Bikini

Lainey Gossip


Who was paid $15,000 in cash this week in exchange for frolicking around in her bikini on the beach? That’s a lot of cash money for you and me, true. But for them? It’s change. It’s really, really not much. In that world, it’s almost nothing. Consider that Tori Spelling supposedly charges at least 4 times that for a photo op with her kids and you get a sense of how low this piece of sh*t is scraping these days. She used to be able to throw that much away on a night out.
Oh and by the way, it had to be cash. She was super hard up for the cash. What are some of the things one might pay for in cash only?
Most Popular and my Guess: Lindsay Lohan

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Blind: Has A Personal Shopper To Enjoy Life

National Enquirer


WHICH Hollywood leading man pays a personal shopper $1,500 a day to buy his holiday gifts while he stays home watch­ing reality TV and smoking weed? The in-demand funnyman – whose public battle with depression once made headlines – avoids the TinselTown glitter while he makes one hit film after another.


My Guess: Owen Wilson

Blind: Out And About Sans Wedding Ring

National Enquirer


THIS 40-something actress is half of one of Hollywood’s longest-married and well-liked couples, but she’s been seen out and about with her male pals – and without her wedding ring. Like her better half, the talented Emmy winner got her start on a daytime soap. Can you name her?


My Guess: Kelly Ripa

Blind: Worried About Career

National Enquirer


HIS long-running, critically acclaimed series has ended, but this Emmy winner is still whining to anyone who will listen about it being over. The smarmy star feels it was his best role ever, and he’s a nervous wreck, fearing his career is all downhill from here! Who is he?


My GUess: James Gandolfini 

Blind: Old Man Likes Porn

National Enquirer


WHICH Oscar winner keeps a stash of porn flicks in his trailer when he’s filming and invites his co-stars to watch them with him during shooting breaks? The legendary tough guy is almost 70 and married – but that hasn’t slowed this fella’s libido one bit!


My GUess: Clint Eastwood

Blind: Used To Do The Hard Stuff

National Enquirer


WHICH A-list actor smoked heroin with his then-ac­tress/girlfriend in the early ’90s before he became super famous? Now he’s tied down with a brood of kids and doesn’t touch the hard stuff. But the handsome hunk still likes to relax with his much-loved marijuana!


My Guess: Brad Pitt

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Blind: Old Waitress, Hot Hunk Cheating On Intelligent Woman

Buzz Foto

Which Latin star with a great intellect, an amazing body, and lots of talents has a partner who is cheating on her with a very old, unattractive waitress? The star has no idea of the extent of the affair but has been suspicious ever since he came home with a new STD.


Most Popular Guess: Salma Hayek


My Guess: Shakira

Blind: Donates Her Wardrobe Every Year

Buzz Foto

Once a year, every year since her first spouse di*d, this actress remembers the day of his de*th by donating her entire wardrobe to charity (because he was dedicated to many good causes). After that, she spends the following few weeks buying herself new clothing. It helps give her something to do and to think about new beginnings.


Most Popular Guess: Cher (I actually concur with this guess, but am going to throw out another name)


My Guess: Candace Bergen 

Blind: King Wants An Award, Girls Will Get It For Him

Ted C


Some dudes like Crotch Uh-Lastic and Toothy Tile, we really feel for. These are movie stars who truly do only like other guys, even though they also (just as much) want to be renowned film actors. So they play the game (well, Toothy does).
But then there’s mischievous bisexual King Schl*ng, who cantake boys—or go without them.
So, what’s King’s current sexual bent? And could the dog-eat-dog awards season have something to do with King’s choice?
Girls, girls, girls and yes, yes, yes.
You see, truth be known, King’s always fooled around with both sexes (as recently as this year, too!). But it’s really not what drives King ultimately romantically—and certainly not come the career-defining months from Emmys to Oscars.
“That boy will no sooner go around boys when these awards are still out than Alec Baldwin will apologize to American Airlines,” said one of King’s myriad Biz colleagues, who knows full well that Schl*ng has long been a free spirit and doesn’t want to be tied down to either sex, in any capacity.
But this maverick sensibility, we’re told, is wholly heterosexually infused, at this time of the year because what King wants more than domestic happiness is…big ol’ trophy-time recognition. “Like, bad,” is how it was put to us.
Jeez. Kinda sounds like that old stereotype people are always applying to women only in this town, like, she slept her way to the top.
Apparently, King’s desperately trying it out, too.
But will it work?
And It Ain’t: Alex Pettyfer, Kellan Lutz, Alec Baldwin

Most popular and My Guess: Leonardo DiCaprio

Blind: Four couples watch And Join

CDAN

A few years ago, this married couple went through a very rough patch in their marriage. At the time she was just about an A list movie actress who would never touch television. Coming off a huge franchise, she thought she was better than she actually was and started having fun on the side. Her husband was doing the same though. The two decided to invite over their respective other favorites for a couples weekend. The first celebrity couple to join in also consisted of an A list movie actress who has sniffed television but nothing more than that. Her relationship actually crumbled because her significant other started hanging out with one of the women he had swapped with. Another celebrity couple that joined in consisted of a married couple that had a former A list television actress who has never really done any movies and her wacky husband who has done a little of both. That celebrity couple broke off at one point to do their own thing with a celebrity couple who is married but let on to the world they are just engaged. She is A very strong B list movie actress from some very popular movies and her husband who just does television. The only rules are no phones or cameras and be willing to getting watched by everyone else. The wacky husband loved to be watched.


Most Popular And My Guess: Couple 1- Demi Moore/Ashton Kutcher Couple 2: Charlize Theron/Stuart Townsend Couple 3-Courtney Cox/David Arquette Couple 4- Amy Adams/Darren Le Gallo

Blind: His Party Will Be Full Of Xmas Drama

Buzz Foto

This young star just got a place of his own and is super excited to host his first Christmas party. He invited a long list of guests, and his ex-girlfriend is on the list. She’s still bitter about the breakup and has decided to bring her new boyfriend to the party, even though he wasn’t invited. The holiday drama should be interesting.


Most Popular Guess: Joe Jonas/Demi Lovato


My Guess: Evan Peters/Alexandra Breckenridge 

Blind: Co-Stars Have Rocky Relationship!

Blind Gossip

A while back, this comedic television actor said some very offensive things during a performance. One of his television costars – who took the insult very personally – came down hard on him, and demanded that he refrain from ever repeating the offending material again. The actor refused, claiming that he had to be true to himself as a performer, and that controversial material was part of his persona. The costar, who wields more power on the show, told the actor that he would be fired if he didn’t make amends for his transgressions. So he relented and finally did apologize… very reluctantly. He told friends that he would never forgive the co-star for making him do the walk of shame. Although they are still on the same show, their relationship is very rocky, and the two do not speak at all unless they are in a scene together


Most Popular And My GUess: Tracy Morgan/Tina Fey/30 Rock 

Monday, December 19, 2011




Has another major clue bee  dropped about the biggest mystery in the music industry" Will we ever know who the Carly Simon classic "You're so Vain" is about?

Over the last 3 decades Simon has been cagey, dropping hints that range from everyone from Mick Jagger to Warren Beatty to Oprah Winfrey to David Geffen.

So Gossipers who do you think the song is about? I personally think that the song is a composite of vain people.

Cheating Like Jagger



It's long been a mystery of the music industry, no not how the hell Ke$ha is a star, but who Carly Simons "You're So Vain" is about. Now we may be one step closer to knowing though, as a new tell all book is being released and in it is a story of how Carly Simon told Husband James Taylor she slept with Mick Jagger!!!  apparently Carly and James were having a very heated argument and after years of denying the affair she told James that she did indeed sleep with the rock legend. This will add fuel to the theory that the song is about him..

BTW the biography "More room in a broken heart:The True Adventures Of Carly Simon" is out January 10 (my birthday!)

I'm Jealous Of Emma Roberts!!





First of all she get to call Julia Roberts Auntie. Who wouldn't love to call Aunt Julia up and talk about boy trouble? I know I sure would....


And I'm betting that if this Radar.com story is true, Emma is getting advice from somewhere. It seems that Glee co-stars, and two of the sexiest men in Hollywood right now may be competing for her affections! Yep girlfriend has Darren Criss and Chord Overstreet vying for her and I say damnit I am free, one of them can come get me LOL. 


A source revealed that Darren and Emma were spotted together at Fox Animation's Christmas Party a few weeks back. "Darren couldn't stay long, but he made sure to get in time with Emma," It was also said "She looked thrilled to see him." to which I say no f-ing duh! It's Darren freakin Criss who wouldn't be thrilled to see him? Anyways Emma who is rumored to be seeing Chord didn't want to be photographed with the delicious Darren, as she didn't want to upset the cutie Chord. 


I say this is all someone's overactive imagination! Anytime stars are spotted together, even if they are just chatting the rumor mill churns up but it would be fun to have two hunky men fighting over me...

Royal Rant: Halt The PC Train

Lately I have been finding myself wanting more and more to become an activist. That is until how PC everyone has to be as one!! Now I understand that there are some offensive things out there, and those should be dealt with but it seems like everything is offensive nowadays and I just can't see the world that way.

My thoughts of becoming an activist started to derail when I got an email from the Human Rights Campaign (HRC) askiing for a full on boycott of the new ABC comedy "Work It!" Now mind you, I was not going to watch this show anyways, it just does not look good, but the HRC is upset because they feel the show is making fun of Transgendered people. Making fun of is giving the writers too much credit because they clearly don't know how to make a joke. In any case I rolled my eyes, and struck up a conversation with a friend about it. We both asked the question, would they be this upset with the Tom Hanks sitcom Bosom Buddies, which literally had the same premise? If the show aired today, definitely, back when it was on, probably not.

Which then made me ask, can there be a gay villain? Everything I watch either has the token gay best friend, or the coming out story but there is no gay pot stirrer. As a writer it irritates me because I don't look at the gender, race, or sexual orientation of my character ti tell me if they can act bad because frankly everyone can and does. As a gay man it makes me even madder because I refuse to allow myself to be regulated to a coming out story, or being the best friend that is prominent until the girl gets the guy. Damnit I want a guy of my own.

Should I be more concerned with how transgendered people are being portrayed on Work It? I don't think so, the show may last an episode or two and then be canned, why waste energy on that when Marriage Equality or the economy should be the focus of my outrage! Maybe I'm not meant to be an activist after all because I don't want to fight the small fights and give bad sitcoms more publicity than they deserve, I want to fight the big fights! Fights that will really matter in the end....

Picture Of The Day: Some Dudes Want To Marry Zac


Sunday, December 18, 2011

Locked Door

Take a deep breath I tell myself. I can barely breathe, I try the door again but it won’t open. What is going on? Who would want to trap me in this room? I touch my hands to my face as the panic once again set in. 

My oxygen supply is running out, I know it, I feel it. All of the air is being sucked out of the room by a vacuum, or a heavy suction device. This is it, I am going to die and will never know who did this to me or why. I donate money to charity, hell I just gave a homeless guy $10. So why am I being kidnapped and killed? There is no one who will pay ransom for me, and financially my head is barely above water. 

It can’t be an ex, they all left me. Evan, who promised to love me forever, found that blonde at the gym a little too enticing and was gone before I came home from work one night. Once they leave me, I don’t go chasing after them; I figure it’s better to let them live their lives in peace. 

The walls start to close in on me. I try pushing them to keep myself from being crushed, to stop from being killed in this way. Who ever thought of moveable walls is a genius, and should be raking in the money. I am about to be compressed, flattened, and yes I will be dead. 

I jiggle the handle of the door again, it has to work, and it has to release me from this certain tragic fate that I now face. I close my eyes and silently pray for release, for a miracle to happen before the walls get any closer together, trapping me and my corpse in this hell for a lifetime. Why won’t it open? It’s locked but I can’t tell why, this is it! I’m a goner. 

My feet are wet. I look down and see the water seeping up, and the floor is now lurching towards heaven too. It’s a race between the water and the walls to see which one claims my life first, I stomp my feet in defiance. I will not be killed by inanimate object or the liquid we clean ourselves with, I can and will overcome. Water splays on my knee and I realize that it is now ankle deep, where is it coming from? 
I refuse to go down like this. There has to be away out of this trap, somehow I must be able to escape. I just need to focus my mind, that’s all I need to do. I close my eyes again trying to assess the situation and come up with a solution before it’s too late. Maybe I could kick down the door, yes that would work, I’ve done it before.

My feet feel like cement because of the water but that has to work in my favor, I reason. I lift my foot to pound against the door, but I lose my balance. My head hits something, I assume a wall, I struggle to sit up but nothing happens. All of this could have been avoided if that damn door had been unlocked, who could have done this to me.

My eyes won’t stay open; I won’t fall into the blackness though. I can’t because if I do there is no coming back for me and there is no way I am going to die without a fight. Like the walls before it, the blackness starts to surround me, hugging me tightly. It’s cold though and I need to break free to warm myself up, the thought propels me to re-open my eyes. 

Once I do I spit out water that I must’ve swallowed while I fought against passing out. Bracing myself against one of the walls I slowly lift most of my body out of the water, and see that it only comes to my calf. As I look around I see the sign of the devil written everywhere, and I realize now where I’m at. I am in the waiting room to hell. The death I fought so hard to stop had already happened and now I was stuck in my worst nightmare. Any minute the devil or one of his advocates would be in to tell me what horrendous fate lay ahead of me and how my eternity would be spent. Why was I in Hell though? That’s what puzzled me, as I said earlier is that I always have considered myself a good person. 

Finally the locked door, the one that contained my future opened. Rather than being the salvation that I had hoped it would be, was now a harsh reminder that I would no longer be near my family and friends. I was now going to have an eternity of fire and brimstone all by my lonesome. This ending for me fit quite nicely, since I spent the majority of my life alone, isolated from my loved ones. 

Bright light shined from behind the door, blinding me temporarily. “Mr. Johnson will you be please be quiet. Other patients’ are trying to get some rest,” I couldn’t make out what she looked like but from the sound of her voice I imagined that she had a pointed green face, with a tongue that darted out with each syllable spoken, and talons for hands.. “If you would like, I can have the doctor come speak with you today, maybe he will life the solitary confinement,” She’s quiet for a moment then asks “Did you pee yourself again?"

“Let me out of here lizard lady!” I won’t give up without a fight. Sure this creature may take me down but I’m already dead so what do I care?

Before she slams the door shut behind her once again, I hear her mutter under her breath “I do not get paid enough to deal with this shit.”