Oh Gossipers, when will I learn? I went out dancing recently, and took in a drag show, it was a normal night out. As we waited for the show to start the DJ played Britney song, after Britney song, and Idanced my little heart out.
After the show started, I sat back and watched, Ok maybe I mouthed the words a little bit too. There was one drag queen, quite beautiful actually who looked liked and performed to Pink. She came up and got on my lap and danced her heart out.
After the show was over, and I was dancing again she came up to me and was like "Honey you can do my job better than I can!" I was astounded! Many of my friends have joked about me dancing like a drag queen, just as I joke about them being whores but to hear it from a professional I was shocked.
I kindly thanked her, after all she meant it as a compliment, I think. Then she laughed harder than anyone has in my life, and raunchily said "Look at that mother f---er, He's going to be the family friendly Drag queen." I was horrified! I may not be a southern belle, but I certainly was brought up with manners.
After the show started, I sat back and watched, Ok maybe I mouthed the words a little bit too. There was one drag queen, quite beautiful actually who looked liked and performed to Pink. She came up and got on my lap and danced her heart out.
After the show was over, and I was dancing again she came up to me and was like "Honey you can do my job better than I can!" I was astounded! Many of my friends have joked about me dancing like a drag queen, just as I joke about them being whores but to hear it from a professional I was shocked.
I kindly thanked her, after all she meant it as a compliment, I think. Then she laughed harder than anyone has in my life, and raunchily said "Look at that mother f---er, He's going to be the family friendly Drag queen." I was horrified! I may not be a southern belle, but I certainly was brought up with manners.
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