Laura sipped her appletini and watched the crowd. So far there didn't seem to be any prospects to father her and Jasons child but the night was still young. Her eyes darted everywhere around the bar, finally settling on a man. He had dark blonde hair, a nice average build. She could definitely pass his kid off as Jasons.
She was concentrating so hard on her conquest for the evening that she didn't notice anyone saddle up next to her. “I know what you're doing and it makes me sick.”
Laura swung her head around, eyes widened. “W-w-w-what?”
“Drinking alone, dear,” Crazy Soap Lady smiled. “Let me grab a drink with you, we can catch up on new times.”
“I guess that would be ok,” Laura looked around, hoping to see Alyssa and whoever she was bringing with her.
“Waitress,” Crazy Soap Lady snapped her finger, “I would like a mimosa,”
“So how are you?”
“Laura dear, we are not doing the small talk thing, it's boring to me, and it's boring for the audience.”
“Audience?” Laura was confused.
“Never mind dear, you are looking to cheat on your husband, so you can get pregnant, and save your marriage,”
“How did you know?”
“Doesn't matter, I think that is the most preposterous thing I have ever heard,” The waitress set her drink in front of her. She took a sip and continued “Just because it may have worked once before doesn't mean it will work for you. What about DNA tests?”
“I'll switch them. Easy as pie.”
Crazy Soap Lady shook her head, “Why am I the one called crazy when you're on the loose? Do you really think it'll be that easy to switch DNA tests? If it was everyone would be doing it. I would be Anderson Becks older sister,”
“Do you mean Anderson Cooper, or Glenn Beck, they are 2 very different people,” Laura shook her head “And all it takes to switch some tests is some money and I have plenty at my disposal.”
Crazy soap lady eyed Laura appletini suspiciously, “I think those drinks are making you lose your mind!!” Laura shot her a look as she tried to grab the drink “Hey I want some crazy drink too!!”
Before either of them could say anything more, Alyssa joined the table. “What are we talking about?”
“Tell her your wacky, and doomed plan,”