We Were Famous, Part Deux
I’m sure you remember my story about my cousin Megan and I pretending we were the Queens and making our brothers be our subjects. Well I had a dream the other night that Megan and I were at a fancy hotel in Paris. The room was gorgeous. Big, fancy bed with hanging drapes, wall hangings, antiques, and even a water fountain in the corner (hey, it was a dream lol)! So we decided to go out onto the balcony, and the paparazzi were there! They were looking for someone famous – someone who looked like me! So I put my hair up and put on my big dark glasses. Megan put on a suit jacket and put a pencil in her hair. I was the famous star and she was my agent! We went onto the balcony and the paps started yelling out questions. I tactfully avoided any and all inquiries and just blew kisses. Then suddenly I was on the ground and was handing out autographs. I was signing my own name, of course. Then one reporter actually had the gall to challenge me! He said I was a phony! He said that wasn’t the “real” Mandy’s autograph. How dare he? So then Megan had to rush me back inside, and kept saying, “Nothing further, no comment!” Then I turned around and blew one more kiss and was whisked into the hotel lobby, where I proceeded to run into the Backstreet Boys, and I turned up my nose at them and headed for my elevator. This famous star is above speaking to other famous stars!