Gossipers there is something we need to talk about. No, no not Mandy and her "abscence", we all know thats because Royal wouldn't get rid of me like she wanted. This issue is something far more serious than that!! My gay son dresses as a woman, and not just any woman but...but..that hussy Martha Stewart!!!
When he asked me to come see his show, if you can call it that, I thought hey finally I can be proud of my gay son. He's a rock star, then he came out all dressed up like that woman and I nearly fainted, luckily a hunky man caught me. I asked for his number in case things don't work out with my betrothed, but apparently he was gay too! Then I tried to set him up with my son but they already knew one another bibically. Who knew you could remember past lives.
Anyways, I thought about it and him dressing like a woman isn't so bad but I asked who his inspiration was. I was thinking someone classy like Lindsay Lohan or that adorable Heidi Montage or whatever her name is. When he said Martha Stewart, he might as well have said you know who. I was so angry!!
I just can't believe my gay son, is also my gay drag queen. Where do they get off calling themselves queen anyways? Is there some sort of cross dressing royal family the rest of the world doesn't know about, and they decree who is a queen and who is a princess? I really want to know!
When he asked me to come see his show, if you can call it that, I thought hey finally I can be proud of my gay son. He's a rock star, then he came out all dressed up like that woman and I nearly fainted, luckily a hunky man caught me. I asked for his number in case things don't work out with my betrothed, but apparently he was gay too! Then I tried to set him up with my son but they already knew one another bibically. Who knew you could remember past lives.
Anyways, I thought about it and him dressing like a woman isn't so bad but I asked who his inspiration was. I was thinking someone classy like Lindsay Lohan or that adorable Heidi Montage or whatever her name is. When he said Martha Stewart, he might as well have said you know who. I was so angry!!
I just can't believe my gay son, is also my gay drag queen. Where do they get off calling themselves queen anyways? Is there some sort of cross dressing royal family the rest of the world doesn't know about, and they decree who is a queen and who is a princess? I really want to know!
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