Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Wild Theory: Sarah And Levi??
On the day of the new election, a new feature is being born. Sometimes while talking with friends I'll have an idea or theory that is completely from my imagination but does have the evidence to support it. The inaugural column will begin with Sarah Palin, Levi Johnston and them being lovers.
Sure Sarah is a married woman and is largely regarded as one of the founding members of the Tea Party. So what? A republican has never been involved in a sex scandal before? I guess we all have forgotten Larry Craig. Now that we have those lame arguments out of the way I think that Levi and Sarah may have been lovers. Yep there it is, the cougar and the redneck having an illicit affair.
Sexy Sarah as Perez Hilton calls her, allowed the stud to sleep over at her house. Sure he was having family issues but he didn't have any guy friends that he could stay with? Why would Sarah who advocates teen abstinence, who doesn't think that schools should teach sex education, allow her teen daughters boyfriend to live with them? Unless she herself was watching over the couple to make sure they didn't do anything.Wouldn't that mean though, that she never slept? That's doubtful, especially since something like 77% of straight men say they want to have sex with her. If she was losing sleep she wouldn't still be so attractive to the men.
Sometime after Bristol and Todd went to sleep, Levi and Sarah discussed shooting moose and one thing led to another. They both regretted their tryst at first but then found themselves unable to resist the pull, the chemistry that they shared together. Thus began a torrid affair.....
But all good things must come to an end. When Sarah was chosen as the Vice President Nominee with John McCain she knew that the affair could no longer go on. So she broke up with Levi, who was angry and maybe a bit put off that he wouldn't be having sex for a very long time, since girlfriend Bristol was pregnant with his love child. He confessed to Bristol, and she promptly dumped him just days after the birth of their son.
The anger from both sides suggest that something more went on between them. Neither of them misses a chance to talk about or insult the other. In an interview with Mary Hart on Entertainment Tonight, Sarah said that it was "too hard" to talk about Levi and his running for her former seat as Mayor of Wasilla.
Levi also never manages to pass up an opportunity to talk about his former "mother-in-law" to be. Sure the interviewers ask but he does have the right to say that he doesn't want to talk about that part of his life. Instead he gladly says whatever it is the interviewers want to know. In fact after his and Bristols second break up, you know the one that happened right after they announced their reconciliation, he took back his apology to the Palin family. In fact he said "Nothing I said was a lie," maybe one day he'll cop to the fact that he and Sarah were lovers.
Do you think Sarah and Levi were lovers?