Last we heard from Me-Me Dallas, she was makin’ that set trailer rock all over the place, thanks to the fun mattress action she had going on inside with her good dude friend, Tobey Yum-Yum. Mind you, this was all went down while outside the fancy dressing room; Me-Me kept telling everybody she was staying faithful to her boyfriend—and that they weren’t all that serious, anyway. Girl knows how to spin a lie better than Lindsay Lohan. Meanwhile, there’s something else Ms. Dallas is being quite upfront about: Kissing girls! Yes, everybody and their mama frets about how many boys, and which boys, Me-Me is—or is not—getting trailer trashy with. But they’re missing the real story: that she’s hopelessly devoted to finding out what it’s like to French kiss a lady. Ugh, this is so Crescent Kumquat territory! First, it starts with the lip-lock curiosity, next comes playing around with each other, then, it’s the whole damn morning after! But for now: On two separate occasions, shocked, elite Hollywood revelers have witnessed Me-Me announce, as we’re told, that she wants “to kiss a girl.” It’s happened in a private club, as well as at another less public venue. Both times Dallas was loaded to the gills, by the by. To get her courage up, ya think? “She made her grand entrance,” said a fellow guest at Me-Me’s last fancy do, “and she said she wanted to kiss with a girl. “So this lesbian goes up to her,” the Sapphic witness tells us, “and starts really making out. [Me-Me] was really into it, at first, but then I think she saw that people were looking and she pulled away.” Not so at the big Hollywood club where Dallas was a short time earlier. Onlookers couldn’t believe their eyeballs when Me-Me “really went to town,” making out with another good-looking chick. Ugh, has anybody told Me-Me’s current boyfriend just how his GF likes to get her hot on? Doubtful, as he’s so busy trying to be so good right now. Jeez, dude, why bother, if this is what your honey’s up to?
And it Ain’t: Anna Paquin, Rumer Willis, Emma Watson.
Most Popular Guesses: Rihanna or Miley Cyrus
My Guess: Miley