Remember this blind item about the co-stars accidentally caught kissing on film? Last time I told you about them Gnarley Abstrong was happy that the tape had been found and could continue his career as a closeted gay actor. His boyfriend White Stallion was not so happy. Whitey wanted to come out if you remember, but Gnarley was loving the attention he got from his high profile romances.
When there show went on summer hiatus, Gnarley and Whitey secretly planed to go on this lavish vacation, away from all peering eyes. But when Gnarley’s girlfriend Fern FoShow found out, she blew her lid. Gnarley convinced her that it was a trip for her and off they went. But Whitey had no clue that he had been ditched and went on the vacation himself. I hear when he found out that he had been played once again by his not-so loving boyfriend, he ended it right then and there.
Now Fern is telling everyone that Whitey is “gay” for her man, making him the laughing stock of his own show. Doesn’t she realize that everyone knows about Gnarley’s past with certain actors?
Maybe Whitey will get lucky and they will not bring him back next year, I think he might have been left in limbo. Poor guy, all he needs is love. Maybe I should hook him and Justin Case up.
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