Monday, July 28, 2014

Freddie Prinze Jr Vs Kieifer Sutherland: A New Feud Is Born

Damn that headline is just as long as some of these movie titles that we've been seeing, and worse it almost sounds like a sequel post. I promise that it's not, I won't torture you with more lesbian love triangles or over the hill actresses being celibate. This time I'm going to take you down the path of a has been who is starting a fight with a drunkard.

Freddie Prinze Jr guested on Kiefer Sutherland's show 24 almost 5 years ago. Now because he's bored or wanted to see his name in a few headlines, FPJ decided that he was going to open his trap and let the world know that Kiefer is a pissy little troll. FPJ says:

“I did 24, it was terrible. I hated every moment of it. I just wanted to quit the business after that. So, I just sort of stopped. Kiefer was the most unprofessional dude in the world. That’s not me talking trash, I’d say it to his face. I think everyone that’s worked with him has said that.”

Those are some strong words from someone who appeared in the Scooby Doo movies, has he forgotten the blond hair that made him look like an overgrown twink porn star? I think that he has, otherwise he wouldn't be starting a fight with someone who could bite his ankles.

FPJ does have nice words for some former coworkers that he doesn't call wifey though. He says that he had a ball doing the WWE.

“I went and worked for Vince McMahon at the WWE, for Christ’s sake … but, at least he was cool and tall. I didn’t have to take my shoes off to do scenes with him, which they made me do [at 24]. Just put the guy on an apple box or don’t hire me next time. You know I’m 6 feet and he’s 5’4.”

I don't think he should be biting the hands that feed him, he hasn't had a decent movie in years and a recurring role on Bones doesn't count.

Hunk Of The Week: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Crazy Soap Lady Talks: Justin Or Justine

Crazy Soap Lady Talks: Justin Or Justine
By Crazy Soap Lady

So Royal has decided to give me my own column but he says I have to stay on point. Thats no fun so I beg of you gossipers, make me a superstar so I can have the same freedom as Mandy. She gets to do whatever she wants, why can't I? I don't get it, makes me so mad. You know what else makes me mad that Justin Bieber girl. I mean who does he think he is? I know people say he's a boy but I have some serious doubts about that and here's why, when I was a young girl I had many suitors and by the age of 16 their voices sounded like men. Hers hasn't even deepened yet.

On that new show Hot In Golden Girls or whatever it's called you know the one with Betty White. Anyways that show had Betty with one of those brothers, Hanson, Jonas whatever I can't keep track any more, and Betty joked that she wasn't sure that so called Justin was a man. Well girl I am with you on that, I'm not either. That brother, maybe Donnie Osmond, kept defending him, well I'll tell ya Im not so sure that the "brother" was a man either, my facial hair is thicker than his.

Nowadays it seems like androgyny is the in thing. Well I say we need to keep to our defined roles of society. Men should look like men and women should look like women. I mean can you imagine someone mistaking Frank Sinatra with Francine? No me either. Justine needs to just admit that, that's his name, I mean I don't think it'll hurt her career any. The little girls who fawn over him now, will admire her for being who she is.

So Justin/Justine I urge you quit playing the man card and show us the woman side of you. The world can't be fooled forever...

Picture Of The Day: Ricky Martin Shirtless

Trouble On The Set Of Elementary

I have trouble getting into a police procedural show. Sure I want to create one and have it go for 30 years and rake in a billion dollars and all that jazz but I have never been able to watch one and really get into it. Except for Sherlock but that's one because I was in awe of Benedict Cumberbatch long before he was a mega-star like he is now. His show Sherlock is amazing and very well written. The American version, Elementary, is not.

I don't know if it's because there is no homoeroticism in there seeing as Watson is a woman now, played by Lucy Liu or if it's because I don't buy Johnny Lee Miller as Sherlock. Hell it could be because they moved the entire show from London to New York. Of course it could be me picking up on the fact that Johnny Lee and Lucy don't much care for each other. Does anyone else want to see them fight like Peter Griffin and the giant chicken from Family Guy? No just me? Ok then.

Apparently the reason for the animosity is because Lucy is a grade A diva, who thinks that she is better than everyone else. I knew that she must have not been acting much as Ling on Ally McBeal. Those cold stares came a little too easily to her. Anyways, Enty Lawyer writes that Lucy "thinks she is a much bigger star than she really is and acts like it every second on set with her demands. A couple of hit movies a decade ago don't make you a huge star." It's not as if Johnny Lee is Brad Pitt, though he did get to Angelina Jolie first. Sorry I had to. 

Kim Cattrall Is Celibate

Sex sells, there's no doubt about that. The so-called 'sluts' of tv shoes are usually the most popular characters, just look at The Golden Girls' Blanche or Sex and The City's Samantha. Samantha was portrayed by Kim Cattrall in many Emmy Nominated performances. Now however comes word that unlike her most famous character, Kim is celibate.

Yes I almost choked on my 99 cent orange juice mimosa too when I read that. Apparently for the last few years Kim has said no to the peen (that is two years longer than I could go without it) and her life is much fuller for it. I imagine that she is like Blanche in the episode where she hasn't had any in a while, and making art projects out of popsicle sticks. I tried to find a clip and couldn't, which makes me madder than Dorothy when she sees Stan.

How did I come upon this sad news? Well Enty Lawyer revealed this over the weekend, saying "She told friends over the weekend that she is entering her second year of celibacy and that she is loving it." I just don't get it, how can someone go for so long without any disco stick? 

The Lesbian Triangle Nobody Wanted

If this were a soap opera, the fans would be outraged. Not because 2 girls and a semi-boy (once I reveal the players, you can decide who is who) are involved in some sort of weird love triangle thing, but because it makes no damn sense whatsoever. So without further ado the players in this story are Selena Gomez, Cara Delevingne, and the saggy diaper wearing Justin Bieber.

Cara and Selena spent the weekend together, no big deal right? Well apparently to Justin it was, because he marched himself to the bar, got a drink, and stewed in his messy diaper for a minute. After he was drunk and irritated by the wetness in his pants he did what any mature young lady his age would do, he dialed Cara up and gave her what for. A source says that “Justin has called Cara on more than one occasion, wanting to know what’s going on. It’s been clear that he’s had a drink beforehand, too… She’s just having fun with a new pal.” Jealousy is such an ugly color on Justin, then again most everything he wears is horrid....

Blind Gossip also got into the act. Last week they posted what was supposed to be a blind item about two girls hanging out, with a jealous ex not happy about it. You'd have to be over 40 and have a life not to know who the hell they were talking about. Anyways it appears as though Selena may be doing more than just testing the Sapphic Sea, she may actually just confirm that she is attracted to both boys and girls. Sorry Justin, boys and girls and others. So according to BG, Selena wants to come out as Bi soon, "She has never revealed it, though, because she thought it would alienate too many young fans. Well, she is now considering coming out!" This is going to blow tweens minds, parents are going to be livid, and Justin is going to potty in his pants for another week. 

Ah teen drama, does anyone remember when it was only on TV via 90210 and Dawson's Creek?

The Simpsons and Family Guy Crossover

Watching this teaser clip from the upcoming crossover between two animated shows that are no longer what they once were, has me wishing that I had a TV. I mean sure, both The Simpsons and Family Guy, still have their moments of greatness (The Simpsons more than Seth MacFarlane's creation) but neither are anywhere close to what they were in their heyday. The clip was shown over the weekend at the San Diego Comic Con.

Anyways Fox decided that in an attempt to get bloggers like me more traffic to their sites, and also to goose their own diminishing ratings on Sunday nights, that they would crossover their two legendary comedies. Not only are these the most anticipated episodes of the new season but I think fanboys just may die of an orgasm that no lover can ever give them!

What do you think?

Saturday, July 26, 2014

RIP RavenBeauty

The world has lost a genuinely kind and loving soul, the soap community has lost one of it's fiercest and most loyal warriors, and I have lost a dear, beloved friend. Last night at around 8 O'Clock in the evening RavenBeauty went to heaven and left behind a wake of grief that only time can heal. Raven had been battling a severe and rare form of cancer in the later years of her life, after having battled breast cancer in the early years.

What many people don't know is that Raven and I talked. Truly talked about things, I never wrote a word about her or from her without first having permission. Forgive me because this is the first time that I have to go it alone. Whenever she would get a good soap scoop, she would shoot me a message and tell me that she was going to post it. Without fail, she would let me know that I was free to use it as well, the only thing she asked of me was that I give her the credit for it. Of course I always did. There was one story that she asked me not to share, I kept it to myself. I'm not sure that I'll ever share it. I'll pray on it and see what sign that she sends me.

Like many of her fans, I found Raven through her spoilers on Soapcentral and later her own website. Her feisty style and right on spoilers had me hooked. One of her columns from  way back addressed how she got her sources at the shows. I can't find the exact quote but she said something along the lines of the fact that the sources liked that she told it like it was, good or bad, and was doing something interesting. She also did the column for free, she could have charged and would have made a small fortune by doing so, but it wasn't in her to do that.

My next birthday will be a little sadder now, I won't get my annual message on my wall from her. Every year she would tell me how much I meant to her and how glad she was that we were friends. She and I did  not always agree (mostly on soap stuff) but we had a respect for each other that we knew that no matter what we would have each others back.

RIP sweet Raven, you are loved. 

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Derek Hough Has An Issue With The Media

Oh the webs we weave, when first we dance without our shirts on. Or however that old saying goes, I don't know, I got distracted by looking at pics of Derek Hough without his shirt on. Has he been hunk of the week yet? I think so but can't remember. Anyways he wrote a memoir (what the what? isn't he like 12?) and some media outlets are saying that he makes claims of abuse by good pal Mark Ballas's parents. Shut the front door.

So Derek did what any (Edited out to avoid a defamation lawsuit but consider it a reference to my lusting after him and wanting to marry him) boy would do and cried on Facebook that he never said any of that. In the post Derek says "For any media outlet to read and excerpt my upcoming book, Taking the Lead, and to report that I claimed I was mistreated in any way by any member of the Ballas family while they were parenting, loving and teaching me during my years in the UK is not only inaccurate, it is also irresponsible, inflammatory and unfair to the people I call my family." I wasn't invited to read the *ahem* but I find it hard to believe that the ones who did, all came away with the same thing. Of course they could just be rewriting each other's stories in an effort to get more clicks, but that doesn't seem right. Derek is no Lana Del Rey or NeNe Leakes.

And just because she has been mentioned in all the posts today, I love Britney Spears. Yep that's right I took a story about Derek Hough and threw in three completely unrelated celebrities in an effort to get you to spend more time on here. 

And to answer the questions above, Derek has indeed been Hunk Of The Week. He is also 29

Lana Del Rey Admits To Being Annoyed

Apparently a bunch of people are crazy for this Lana Del Rey chick, frankly I've only seen her name in print and didn't know she was famous for anything. Then a friend of mine said she was a singer, and I figured she was like Tori Amos or something and promptly put Britney's new CD back on repeat and forgot all about her. Well my friend was so appalled that I didn't know who Lana was that she told everybody and it turns out that Lana is no Tori Amos, she actually has fans, who knew?

So after I was Lana shamed, is that a thing? I think it is, I started reading more about her. She is the kind of chick that I would love to be friends with, blunt and slutty, my kind of girl! She was doing an interview with some magazine called Complex, where she admitted that she wanted to sleep her way to the top ala Rihanna. Lana is quoted as saying, "You know, I have slept with a lot of guys in the industry, but none of them helped me get my record deals. Which is annoying." I love that she just put that out there.Some of these actresses that hold grudges about the casting couch should do the same thing, it's not going to go away but at least then we would know how Kristen Stewart keeps landing roles. 

Did you know who Lana Del Rey was? What do you think of sleeping your way to the top?

NeNe Leakes Talk Show Hostess??

You know I love me a good feud. Lindsay vs. Hillary Duff, Britney vs. Christina, Joan vs. Bette, those were rivalries that legends are made of. The Wendy Williams vs. Nene Leakes feud is so yawn inducing that it makes Beyonce seem interesting. If you can't throw me a good cat fight or accusations of one sleeping with the others boyfriend, the least you could do is throw some good shade at each other.

So as I was yawning reading about this beef that they have going, I realized that NeNe leaked (see what I did there?) some interesting information about her career. A little insight, this whole thing started because Wendy called NeNe out on 'ruining' a Birkin bag on her talk show. Well The Real Housewives of Atlanta star didn't take too kindly to that and had to respond with a very veiled threat. ""When it comes to gossip you are the lowest of the low! I know you hate because I turned down the chance to come on your Talk Show and I am sure you’re scared I will take your place (I know you have heard! Ummhmm wink wink) BE SCARED!" I'm sure Wendy is shaking in her wig, and fans of Real Housewives of NYC are hoping that the divas will have it out on air. 

However the real threat is the inspiration for my ultra-popular short story that isn't written, "My girl is really a man and I'm a Broom!", Ricki Lake! That's right Wendy and NeNe, old school Ricki is the real threat. So continue on with this lame rivalry, but we all know who the queen bitch is. 

Monday, July 21, 2014

Hunk Of The Week: Adam Levine

Picture Of The Day: Andrew Rannells As Hedwig and The Angry Inch

Rosie's Back, Could Join Her On The View?

It has to be literally the worst kept secret in the world. No, not that I am in love with Scott Evans and Channing Tatum, though I do regard that as a heavily guarded secret. The View is bringing Rosie O'Donnell back to shake up the conversation (not to mention the ratings), but now word is that Joy Behar wants to come back too!!!!

When Rosie served as moderator of the panel in 2007, The View had it's highest ratings ever, and was part of the pop culture lexicon. After one very tumultuous year at the helm, Rosie left amid a lot of controversy. So did the excitement of the show. I mean when I watched it, I didn't need to take a sleeping pill, that's how dull the show has been. When Jenny McCarthy is your idea of exciting, I think it's time to call the cancellation police. It was not a surprise when Barbra Walters retired and left the three stooges (Whoopi Goldberg, Sherri Shepherd, and McCarthy) to their own devices that soon the producers would be calling up the daytime doyenne who saved their asses before.

Here's the surprise though. Joy Behar also wants to come back, and she's trying to use Rosie to make this happen. Here's what Blind Gossip strongly hints at "She wants it back so badly that she is now trying to align and ingratiate herself with someone to whom she used to be very mean…" It's no secret that Joy hides behind comedy to be mean, it's what all the cool comediennes do, until their unemployed and no one will hire them. Now Joy has to suck up to Rosie, who apparently has mega power behind the scenes at the talker. Rosie "is not buying her nice act for one second. However, she is rather enjoying the fact that the tides have turned..." This could be very interesting. 

Do you want to see Joy Behar return to The View ala Rosie?? 

Joe Jonas Is Having Money Problems?!

To be rich and famous, that is the dream isn't it? Most if not all of us want to have wealth beyond our imaginations, so that we can spend the money on whatever we want to! Champagne and Reese Peanut Butter Cups for me, oo wait what about frozen champagne slushies. Don't those sound delicious? Anyways most of us won't ever see that dream fulfilled but Joe Jonas did, and allegedly it is being yanked away from him. Can you believe that Joe Jonas is having problems with money??

One third of the Jonas Brothers, is apparently completely out of money. Joe hasn't done anything to advance his career since the brother broke up their band last year. Now Enty Lawyer of CDAN fame is saying that The Middle Jo Bro "is out of money was responsible for the leak of some recent photos that have buzzed around the internet the past few weeks." Did I forget to mention that the way he is (allegedly) trying to make some fast cash is by selling naked pictures of his 'good' friend and former flame Demi Lovato? Clearly this boy needs to do something fast, maybe doing a gay porn or 12 would be good for him. I mean it is all in a days work, literally. Think about it that is one way to solve your money problems, Joe Jonas!!!

Wait here's where the story gets good or at least we talk more about champagne. So Joe and his girl were sitting in a hotel when she got thirsty, I mean it happens to all of us right? So he went off somewhere and she ordered room service, but didn't think about the prices. When it came Joe hit the roof!!! His gf "ordered some champagne via room service."Seems innocent enough, we all love bubbly. But since The Jonas Brother is having problems keeping money, Joe "looked at the bill and saw it was a $5000 bottle of champagne. He didn't say anything to the waiter but the waiter heard the celeb yelling at his girlfriend when the door closed that he wasn't made of money."  My goodness I would hate it if my celeb boyfriend yelled at me for ordering champagne. 

Blind Item Reveal: Cody Simpson


This foreign born B+ list entertainer(singer) got into a huge fight with his still in her teen C+ list celebrity/sometime reality star girlfriend because a bunch of teens kept coming up to her wanting photos and also wanting her to autograph recent naked photos of herself which she was happy to do.

Answer: Cody Simpson/GiGi Hadid

Blind Item Reveal: Zendaya Coleman

Blind Gossip

 A young actress recently departed an upcoming production. Despite the public statements, her departure was not voluntary. Want to know what really happened?
The casting for this upcoming movie was announced. However, the public complained about the producer’s choice for the lead role because of “her look.”
The producers buckled under the backlash. They publicly continued to support their choice… but quickly started looking for a replacement. All of their secondary choices were already booked, so they went to a performance showcase. They saw a young, unknown actress there who had the basic skills and, more importantly, “looked the part.” They pulled her aside and told her that they were offering her the star-making role of a lifetime… but that she only had fifteen minutes to decide! Of course, The Replacement jumped at the chance.
As soon as the Replacement agreed, the producers called in the Original Actress for a meeting and told her that she was being fired. She was shocked and disappointed and cried. They told her that if she left quietly, they would pretend that it was her decision and that the movie was on hold. However, if she created a fuss and did not leave quietly, they were going to announce that they were firing her and re-casting the role. She agreed to leave quietly.
They found The Replacement on Saturday. On Sunday, The Original Actress publicly announced that she was pulling out of the film because of unspecified “production issues.” The producers followed up saying that they were “sad” that The Original Actress had decided to leave, and that the entire project was now on hold.
Ha! They were all lying! The Original Actress was fired, there were no production issues, the project is not on hold, they have already hired The Replacement, production is back on schedule, a complete unknown is going to become a star… and it only took screwing over one young actress to make it all happen! Look for an announcement of the re-casting early next week, with the producers pretending that their discovery of The Replacement was a happy accident.
Answer: Zendaya Coleman/Aaliyah Biopic for Lifetime/Alexandra Shipp

Blind: Who Is The Re-Gifter?!

Mike Walker via National Enquirer

Just got tipped that “Today” host KATHIE LEE GIFFORD’s a notorious re-gifter, pawning off tons of freebie goodies she gets year-round from business associates, friends, fans, etc. – re-wrapping and re-gifting by sending them to other pals and family members!

But here’s the shocker: Kathie Lee ALWAYS makes sure each gift-getter knows it’s a re-gift!
“She always sends a note, confessing that what she’s sent is a regift,” said my source.

“She’ll say something like, ‘I got this present and immediately thought it’s something you could use – (or, ‘I already have one’) – so I thought you might enjoy this!’”

That’s really VERY sweet of Kathie Lee, but my source revealed there’s another big shot TV diva who often re-gifts, but NEVER admits it.

This huge TV star/idiot sent a re-gift, a silver picture frame in a fancy Tiffany blue box, to a newlywed actress – engraved, stupidly enough, with her OWN name and that of her EX-HUSBAND!!

My Guess: Oprah

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Breaking: Alison Sweeney Heading To General Hospital

General Hospital is having a field day lately with all of their "gets". First they took in the misplaced Llanview folk and gave them all contracts. Then they got Donna Mills for an arc, and slowly they lured Michelle Stafford over to come play with them. Now in what has to be the biggest soap opera news since that dark day when All My Children and One Life To Live were cancelled on the same day, Alison Sweeney will be joining the team over in Port Charles.

However don't look for her in front of the camera, at least not yet. Alison will be joining the show as a director. According to Frank Valentini, "She's sort of paid her dues and spent some time learning the show, I asked her if she was available and she said yes." No word yet on when she will be directing her episode but she has already finished taping at Days. 

This is purely speculation but if I were the lovely and talented Laura Wright, I would be worried about my job. Laura is 43 and Alison is 37, so it is very feasible that Alison could replace Laura as Carly. I don't buy that she is going over there with the sole intention of being a director. Not only is Alison a superstar but she is beloved in the soap opera community and a definite ratings getter, 

What do you think?

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Could Rosie Be Returning To The View?

It was one of the most dramatic breakups in TV history. Every news outlet was talking about it, it was the biggest story for months after it happened. I am of course talking about the Rosie O'Donnell leaving The View, amidst a split screen fight with former friend Elizabeth Hasselbeck.

Ever since her abrupt departure, there have been rumors that Rosie was going to return to the show. However as of yet it hasn't happened, except for two brief appearances in connection with the Barbara Walters retirement. However that could change this fall as multiple sources, including TMZ,  that she is in final talks to come back to the talkfest.

Ever since she has left the ratings have sagged and the buzz on the show has centered more around who would be leaving, instead of things that are being discussed on the show. Having Rosie back as a host would change that almost immediately. I'm also kind of hoping that they reach out to Star Jones and offer her a place at the Hot Topics table, that would make an interesting panel.

What do you think?

Monday, July 7, 2014

Hunk Of The Week: Justin Hartley

Picture Of The Day: Kellan Lutz Shirtless With Fruit

Doctor Who Trailer Sets Up Exciting Season

When people talk about "The Doctor" I always wonder why they need to go to the medicine man in order to be entertained. Then I realize that I watch General Hospital, so maybe they just want the real life version of that. But no, they are talking about the hit BBC show Doctor Who, and apparently this show is a global sensation. There are literally shelves filled with books about this show, and there is a monopoly version of the show. Yes it has been Monopolied, that is something special.

Anyways watch the teaser trailer above and tell me what you think is going to happen in the new season!

Vanessa Williams Had Sex With Arnold Schwarzenegger

We've talked about odd pairing before, Paris Hilton and Lil Wayne come to mind, but this one I think is the most bizarre and yet makes the most sense. Wilhelmina Slater and The Terminator found a way to bump uglies and make an action movie that is considered a classic. Think I'm lying? Ever heard of a little movie called Eraser? Yep, I thought so. Now can we get back to the gossip at hand?

As casting was underway for Eraser, Arnold Schwarzenegger was busy testing out the casting couch. He wanted just the right woman to be by his side in the movie, so long as the costar was willing to have sex with him and wasn't his wife. Vanessa Williams heard about this and really, really wanted to jump start her acting career. So she did what any self-respecting hungry/desperate actress would do, she agreed to let Arnold hump on her lady parts in order to get the part. According to Enty Lawyer over at CDAN, "and he sampled several actresses before he was informed that our actress wanted the part. She agreed to sleep with him for the part, " However there was tiny little catch to this. Our Vanessa is one smart/tough cookie and there was no way that she was going to be humped and dumped. 

Once they had reached their agreement, Vanessa made sure that Arnold knew that he wasn't dealing with an ingenue who would easily be replaced. She let him know that if he double crossed her, she would reveal their little romp and let the scandal do away with him. More from Enty "...but because she did have some power she told him that if he backed out, that she would expose him to the world and she would not be bullied into accepting some smaller role. It was the lead or nothing." She got the lead and has worked steadily ever since. This almost has the making of a great story to it. 

Are you as shocked by this hook up as I am?